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    Laughter.... the color of life

    RE: Hey, Mingez!!!!!! John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last request, dear," he said. "Of course, John, " his wife said softly. "Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob." "But I thought you hated Bob," she said. With his last breath John...
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    Pics of Dripping Springs New Mexico (large pics)

    Nice looking area. Is there camping and wheeling there?
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    Rate your Jeep

    RE: How much of a motor mount lift is needed for a flat bell Oh no, now I have "spinnah" envy. Damn
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    Rate your Jeep

    RE: Pics of Dripping Springs New Mexico (large pics) Ok, but can you promise no body damage?!? I heard about the Gap, almost as bad as the soda aisle at Walmart..
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    Rate your Jeep

    295. I tell ya, those speed bumps are getting harder and harder to go over.
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    Sunday Humor

    There's gold under them there freckles.... and most of the time they're not that noticeable. Just look at this underwater shot of a model floating in the Red Sea. Run your mouse over the image in a random pattern and then stop, and check the next post. http://www.averagjoe.com/redhead.html...
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    Shock Absorber preferences

    Little Johnny Humor I run OME and have no complaints
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    Little Johnny Humor

    D35 c-clip Detroit EZ-locker Just finished running some trails in Las Cruces, NM, and feel great. So, here is some more humor to pass on: Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. The 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven...
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    COWBOY HAT

    How was the wheeling? I was out there couple weeks ago but on the bike. Oh....time for the mice to hide. haha
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    Well, wish me luck!

    RE: Re: alloy axle shafts Congrats. Remember, don't drink the water, that is what Tekillya is for.
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    Another humor post

    RE: Re: alloy axle shafts A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the...
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    COWBOY HAT

    Hey now, isn't prairie gone for a week of no internet. hahaha Let the mice play since the cat is alway.
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    COWBOY HAT

    RE: I Yep... The topic name scared me also
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    Humor for a Monday

    RE: Re: RE: Humor for Anyday A woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons...
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    Humor for a Monday

    RE: Re: RE: Humor for Anyday After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His obnoxious brother, Please Gogh His dizzy aunt,Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a...
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    Humor for a Monday

    Re: RE: Humor for Anyday Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all daylong. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head...
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    Humor for a Monday

    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come...
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    Humor for a Monday

    Possible Virus! There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your...
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    Humor for a Monday

    RE: 249/242 swap CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few...
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    Is your Jeep "Trail Rated" ?????

    I'm Mall Rated. Yesterday I did a speed bump that was from hell. Locked it in, picked a line and went for it......
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