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The economy sucks

Closed my business.

Future Farmers something, I think?

To entertain my fellow iPhone 4S owners, and shamelessly promote the product, I'd like to show off some of my conversations with Siri, the voice recognition slave:

Who's winning today?

I come creeping around a few times a day. It usually makes me smile. Personally, I've been distracted keeping my company from going bankrupt. Not winning. This economy is screwing everyone. I almost sold the Jeep to keep it floating for another minute, but... Depreciation. On a fun note, for...

Bahahahaha! Stupid autocorrect.

I think life has gotten in the way of our recreational activities! Congrats on your cute little one. How old is he?

That's what I thought. I cried like a fool for days before I took it to try to sell it. I felt kinda silly, but it was so hard to give up my dream car.

It's a 2010. On the way to see it, I told the guy it was a 2010 and he said "oh, that sucks. You know how much value they lose as soon as you drive it off the lot."

Well, I almost gave her up today to make payroll at my company, but the dealership didn't offer me anything more than what I already owe, so I said no. I've never been so happy that something I love loses so much value so quickly!

I don't know about that type of liner, but I had liners in my Sequoia (plan to get them for the Jeep) and despite almost seven years of three boys, three dogs, constant beach trips and inclement weather, just a little shampooing when necessary kept the carpet clean.

When you're walking into a store and someone says "nice rig" and you know what they mean, and people around you think you should be offended instead of saying thank you.

I always know when my Lab's nails need to be trimmed. He sneaks from carpet to carpet because he hates the feeling of hard floors on his claws. He'll just bark sitting on the bottom step if the rug is too far away. Won't even greet me at the door, just starts barking and whining.

What's up, y'all?

When you try to use the sun visor and then realize it doesn't go up that high.

I hope it goes your way. Geico was $7K into fixing my Sequoia (the first time) when they found out the frame was bent. They ended up putting $19K into it by the time I got it back, six weeks later. The buck I hit in August did the same amount of damage, but they totaled it. They probably felt...

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

Thanks! I can't wait to bring it back to my beach with a soft top on it.

First time!