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I think if you take the beverage away then you might be on to something...

That's cute! Your feet reach the pedals already? :-)

Hahahaha!!!

Just a picture of an alien-looking creature with a strange beard. Creepy!

Your hotness points just went way up.

I could post on this thread until I duplicate myself.

Y'all sound so authentic. This must be a great outlet for your feminine side.

Aren't you smart!

Bahahahaha!!! That worked, didn't it!!!

The last digit of Pi is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the end of all things. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris's Recycle Bin hid itself to avoid being executed.

Awesome parents. You'll find a different way to repay him. It doesn't always mean in dollars. Do you think the guys at the shop would let you watch and learn something?

Congrats! Like many of us, you have to get that starter marriage out of the way. Second one, you know a whole lot more. Best of luck to you both!!!!!

CHUCK NORRIS IS 1/8th CHEROKEE. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANCESTRY... HE ATE A JEEP!!!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup. It's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep. Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death - he wins fair and square. Chuck Norris...

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares down a book until he gets the information he wants. On a high school math test, Chuck Norris wrote "violence" for every answer. He got an A+ because Chuck Norris solves all of his problems with violence. Chuck Norris...

Be careful now... We might have to start talking about cramps, chocolate cravings and chick flicks if you guys keep derailing us.

Not by any stretch of the imagination. Took me about 45 minutes to get my back straightened out after overworking it yesterday.

That's how we arrived here in the first place...

Checking it out.